Epidsode 1:
So, you want to become one of the many heretics and exiles that roam our fowl wasteland-
RS: Don't you mean foul?
Chicken: SQUAWK!
KP: Wark
MNM: Moo?
RS: Question
As I was saying; so you want to be a heretic & exile. The first step to be one is quite easy, as your sanity and 2$ charge is taken by a very well made machine as you enter.
The following steps are not as light, however.
Truely, the first step on the road of damnations IS paved with good intentions. Your first job is to Post.
Newbies are treated well. We give beatings at the top of the hour and regular P&L's (pointing and laughing) are given.
One rule that must truly be upheld is such; get used to being written for. it's SOP that your persona is used as a character in the many story-jokes we create. I'd develop a thick skin for such proceedures.
episode 2
In response to this, one of the moderators of Imperial Dakka, The Phantom Lord, created the OT board, where these people were thrown out to be as crazy as they wanted; they infested the wasteland.
Much was done, but it was lost when Kyoto destroyed the OT board.
some general knowledge;
Malfred speaks in 3rd person most of the time, and is represented by Yoda-esque-figure. He fell into a cloning vat one day, and that is how he maintains his postcount.
Rogue Sangre = pimpy 1337 bastard. Posseses a Mastercrafted Stormsheild, aka a Mastercrafted Pimp-Slap.
Darkwolf is Da Judge, also known as Fluffy. Possesses a Munchkin Whacker. Or a Baseballbat enfolded in tinfoil. You decide.
Kelne is an Evil Overlord, has minions who are stupid, but dig fast. Possesses a cupon; buy one evil fortress, get two free!(intelligent minions not included)
MNM is a cow. Also a teenage punk rocker. Either way, he's fun to tip over.
Listy is dyspraxic. At least, that's his excuse for not spelling right the first time. Why he doesn't use the backspace and spell it right the first time, we don't know. Also the leader of the Mercanary Treadheads, and posseser of the most ignorent/stubborn debator award.
KaPat is a moonwalking chocobo. Respawns quite interestingly.
Duck of Death is a Lord of Chaos. Also posseses cookies.
Jak of the Shadows is also a Lord of Chaos. Doesn't have much else.
Finn is Irish. Yes, that and all that entails. Possesses the OT shillegh.
Wazzdakka WAS a chicken-smuggling B14c|< M4g3. Then he was too close to a nuke going off. Now hes mutated to a Chicken-smuggling \/\/H!+3 M4g3. Point and Laugh, because the worst he can do is cast Cure at you.
The Dark Fish is quite Dark.
Nagoth works at Cartoon Network. Be sure and tell him which shows you don't like. He's also completely indestructable.
Battlelord Ogre. aka BO, and all that means. Executive Secretary of Chaos. Also makes Vat Stew, and watches either the vats or the gates. Doesn't watch both at the same time, as you can tell.
Zod. From Superman II, if you don't know (you WILL belive that a sequal won't suck).
Phanobi, aka "The Phantom Lord". Trial every week or so. Possesses the Axe of the Administrator.
Skorpion. Possesses a Bike. A very spiky bike.
Kaiser Kefla. Resident Manga idjit. Doesn't possess much.
Kid Kyoto. Evil creature, destroyed the OT board, yadda yadda yadda. Possesses (Cosmic) Ayako.
